Pompous Phumi

Pompous Phumi has made it big, he dresses good, drives great and earns even better. Pompous Phumi has an entourage of broke friends who want him to buy them drinks and desperate women who are trying to get his attention.

Pompous Phumi isn’t looking for a partner, he is simply looking for a beautiful airhead to move around with, something sort of a trophy woman. She doesn’t even have to speak, she just needs to arrive looking suave.

I don’t like pompous Phumi because there is no space for anyone else in his life except HIMSELF!!! He is self-absorbed.

I dated a pompous Phumi once, coming to think of it I don’t know if I can even call it dating. On average if we were together for an hour; 40 minutes would be spent discussing his day and his businesses, for fifteen minutes I would be non-existent while he is on the phone and the remaining 5 minutes would be dedicated to me although I can’t confidently say that he was listening….

Mr Pompous Phumi once asked a street child if he had change for a $100 after the poor little boy (no pun intended) had polished his wheels. Ordinarily the job costs $1 but Phumi had to fork a $100 bill, because “these are the only notes I have”.

Pompous Phumi is truly annoying, well at least as far as I am concerned. His mind is so full of him there is no space for anything or anyone else.

October Madness to Pompous Phumi-

1.       You have successfully used money to conceal your short comings, note I said conceal they still exist.

2.       Most of your “friends” don’t even like you. They are just using you for free drinks.

3.       Money don’t make the man Phumi, the Man makes money.

4.       Get off your high horse, stop blabbing about yourself and get to know someone. ANYONE!!!!!

Thank you for making me sceptical about men Phumi….