Flirty Fred

The last of the men, Flirty Fred. If you have just started reading (Where have you been!!???) you may need to go back a little and meet the rest of the family. This is where it all began...

Flirty Fred is twin to Heath the Cheat. Fred does not understand that there is more to a woman than her hips and thighs. He refuses to appreciate that women can be intelligent creatures.

Fred doesn’t want to discuss climate change and world politics with me, he just wants to discuss dirty bedroom issues and all the things he would do with me if I gave him the chance”. Some variations of Fred don’t even know that my eyes are on my face; during conversations they are constantly trying to locate my eyes on my bosom. What, you thought I hadn’t noticed??

Take that Perv

Most Fred’s refer to all females as “baby” or “sweetie”, seldom by their real name. I wonder whether it is so because Flirty Fred cannot remember the names of all the women he flirts with, or does he think that referring to woman as such will make them happy? I cannot speak for all women but I personally wish Fred would just call me by my real name once in a while (not sure if I am asking for too much).

Flirty Fred is downright annoying and that’s why I don’t like him. He needs to you use other organs, preferably the brain when dealing with women as opposed to only using his male reproductive organs.

Thank you for making me sceptical about men Fred…