Road rage

I did something very uncharacteristic the other day…

What happened was a gentleman in a white Nissan Sunny cut me off on the road, almost grazing my sweet little Polly.After having cut me off and given me a freight his passenger popped his head out of the window, turned back  at me and said something while flapping his hands in the air. I didn’t hear what he said but I suspect it had something to do with female drivers.

 No you didn’t!!!!!! No you did not….

Ordinarily I would have just sworn at him in a whisper, probably call him stupid or silly or whatever word comes up first But the conversation would stay within Polly and the other driver would never know about it.. But his passenger’s actions irked me…

So this is what I did, I followed them until they parked and parked besides them.  At this point I was thinking, “ummm now what, we are here now so now what…”

I decided I could not get out of the car lest they decide to attack me, so I rolled down the window and this is the conversation we had:

ME: Hanzvadzi, hamuna kundiona here pamandi cutter pa robot (my brother, didnt you see me when you cut me off at the traffic light)

HIM: Inini!!!!!hamuna kuona kutindanga ndiine right of way, ndimi matondovhiringidza (ME!!!!! didn’t you see that I had right of way, you are actually the one who messed up)

Then he spent about a minute or two trying to explain his side of the story and how he was right

ME: I highway code ipi yamuri kuverenga, hamuzivi kuti hamutenderwi ku turn in front of oncoming traffic? Mu driver zvakanaka (Which highway code have you been reading don’t you know that you are not allowed to turn in front of oncoming traffic, drive properly).

With that I rolled up my window and left feeling extremely satisfied. I did it for all the female drivers out there.

(Insert satisfaction emoticon)

Did I mention I was already having a bad day before this incident transpired?