HUSBAND WANTED

HUSBAND WANTED

An equal opportunity very successful organisation has an exciting career opportunity for a highly motivated, competent person to fill the above mentioned position within its senior management structure.

PERSON SPECIFICATIONS

1.       Must have exceptionally good conversation

·         I love to talk so husband has to be able to keep up

·         Must be able to hold intriguing conversation about golf, politics, current affair and history. Otherwise husband will not be able to talk to FATHER (who is a very crucial shareholder)

2.       Must be a moderate and responsible drinker. 

Men of sober habits must not bother applying for this position (I think most sober men are dubious but that’s another post for another day)

3.       Adaptability is crucial for this position. eg One must be able to hold themselves well at a cocktail party discussing the economy on Friday and be at my grandmother’s rural home eating sadza and a road runner talking about the rains the next day.

4.       Must have cute baby genes

Evidence will be required in the form of baby pictures of self and siblings

5.       Must love God more than me. In his love for God will his love for me grow.  

6.       Must be a reader. A least a book a quarter will suffice

7.       Must be clean

I have a slight case of OCD and messy people drive me crazy and I drive messy people crazy

8.       Must be financially responsible and also be capable of making (ALOT OF) honest money (no miracle money testimonies will be entertained)

9.       Must inspire me to be better and do better while loving me the way I am (this requires unique skills)

10.   Family must be important to husband

11.   Husband must have a vision that extends beyond his comfort and that of his family. His vision must want to change something, someone - a community, a group, a nation, a world…. (you get it right)

12.   Must love dogs and hate cats.

That’s self-explanatory but if you didn’t know dog men and cat men are very different

13.   Must get my dry humour

14. Husband must have an appreciation of arts, board games and outdoor activities

Those meeting the above requirements and are interested in a lifelong career with October Madness should submit copies of their detailed CVs  before the end of day to my personal email address. CVs will be screened by a selection committee (in line with our policy). Only shortlisted candidates will be contacted.

Candidates with previous experience in the position of husband are strongly discouraged from applying.