My 2 cents on Polikem, Tintin, Oscar and Miley

My 2 cents...

1.       Polikem is simply a publicity stunt. A case of two people trying to use a reality show which has ended to sell themselves and their businesses. That soccer player who continues to kick the ball after the ref has blown the final whistle. My advice to the two “love birds” is reap as much as you can as fast as you can because very soon more current scandals will push your names to the back of our memories. So, launch the new shops and clothing lines while we still give a …

2.       Tin Tin leaked her own explicit tape. One of the 22 immutable laws of branding is the Law of Change, brands need to change. We had stopped talking about her brutal assault and she needed to rejuvenate her tired brand. What better way to do that than an explicit tape; it worked for Kim Kardashian and Pokello didn’t it? Sadly though the tape has become the butt of many jokes and has failed to yield the desired results. Its back to the drawing board Tin Tin and fast…

3.       Oscar knowingly killed Reeve.  They had a fight and he shot her. Why do I think so?

i.                     Oscar had known anger issues

ii.                   When the person you were in a room with is no longer in the room but remains in the house, when you hear a sound in the next room is you first assumption that it’s a robber? (insert puzzled emoticon)

iii.                  According to Auntie Google, Valentine’s Day is topping the list of Most popular days for breaking up.

4.       Miley Cyrus has lost the plot. I appreciate that she is trying to move away from being Hannah Montana but the rebranding had just been too drastic. It’s difficult to think that she is the same innocent girl on my niece’s bed cover, school bag and ruler.  Maybe it’s time we told all the little girls that Hannah Montana is dead. Sad as it is sex sells in the music industry. Case in point – Kelly Rowlands, when she sang “Train on a track” very few spared a minute for her, to most she was the other girl from Destiny’s Child but the minute she decided to go all raunchy people sat up and paid attention.

That’s my 2 cents and its free...