Dear man

Dear man do not attempt to strike a conversation with me if…

1.       Your cap is facing any other direction than the front.

At this age and this stage in my life I am truly not interested in boys men who are confused by the simple act of wearing their caps in the right direction. 

2.       You have tucked in your round neck T Shirt

Tuck in your shirt, tuck in your golf shirt, BUT never your round neck. It just doesn’t work for me.

Nice T Shirt, just do not tuck it in

3.       If you are growing your pinky finger nail

I have noticed several men who grow their pinky finger nails. I think it is disgusting. Reasons I have heard for keeping these very long nails range from using nails as tooth picks and facilitating more effective scratching. Both of the reasons are neither attractive nor plausible.

4.       If your hair is unkempt

The only reason I will accept for unkempt hair is if it is clear that it is a style. Anything else wont fly, buy a comb and comb your hair then come and talk to me.

You can tell that this is a fashion statement, he can talk to me

5.       If you are oblivious to basic gentlemanly behavior

I am not looking for much, I am just saying don’t walk through the door before me. plus  I know you are going to look at certain parts of my anatomy, but do not let me catch you. Basic gentlemanly behavior

Ladies first

6.       If you are wearing shades at night or in doors.

I need not explain, just don’t talk to me

My guy, when we enter a building or the sun goes down, remove the sun glasses

The list above comprises of my all time consistent put offs!!!!