Rambling...

Today I feel like rambling and so I shall;

People tend make fun of my Miss Polly because she is cute and just the right size, so ill share some of these Miss Polly jokes. (If you missed the introduction, Miss Polly is my car)

A friend once put his foot behind the wheel and asked me drive over it because he was sure it wouldn’t hurt

A mechanic once asked if Miss Polly uses AA batteries in her engine (the small batteries you put in your TV remote).

Speaking of cars and driving I would like to propose that the Ministry of Roads (and what what) introduces a lane for “provers”. Provers are a bit different from drivers in that drivers are simply trying to get from point A to point B, provers on the other hand want to prove their driving skills on the road– proving that they can fit in that space, proving that they can take off faster than the next car, proving that they can beat a red. Provers are a huge inconvenience to drivers and I feel they should prove all the want in their own lanes and let the drivers drive in peace.

I was listening to Uncle Sam’s “I dont ever want to see you again” and I thought to myself if that was his close friend then what were his enemies like??? If his close friend could write that letter them my heart goes out to him:

"Dear Reader, once close friend of mine
Hope that this letter finds you in time
Cos your love is ending
And my life's just beginning
With a woman that I know you hold dear to you"

I have more people asking me when I am getting married than people asking how I am doing with my studies.This has  wondering what’s more important to parents; that their daughters are happily married or that their daughters are economically empowered. The large majority of people seem to be more concerned with giving their daughters of to “worthy suitors” than they are with empowering their daughters.

Suggestions for my Christmas present – A Mitchelle Obama autobiography or We need new names by NoViolet Bulawayo.

I have been quite silent on Facebook lately, the reason behind my silence is that I seem to be falling in love with Twitter, follow the madness @October_Madness

Enough with my rambles, as you were