Why women should not be bothered

For a while it boggled my mind why men would want to frustrate women, I mean we already have enough issues bothering us on a day to day basis without some two wit bozo adding on his chunk of el problemos. Then it dawned on me that men probably don’t know what we are dealing with and so I have taken it upon myself to share some of the reasons why men should not bother women

1.       Take a moment to look at her shoes. She is probably already battling to keep a balance in her heels so don’t push her around. She may fall.

2.       Her bag is heavy, full of items she may not use but can’t afford to leave behind because she may need to use. Don’t burden her with more weight she already has enough weight on her shoulders (literally and figuratively)

3.       You like her hair? Well it was done sooooo tight she didn’t sleep last night because she had a headache. Please spare her another headache.

4.       Is she walking slow or failing to concentrate? She is probably low on energy because she is barely eating, something to do with a remark someone made about how she was putting on weight and now she has 5 kgs she needs to lose. Try living on vegetables and water

5.       She is also broke after spending a couple on a cream that has promised to clear her facial blemishes. She imported it all the way from India. 

6.       You like how she looks in her jeans? Well you are also probably clueless about the little dance she had to do to get into those jeans. It goes something like this - Left foot, right foot, shake shake, pull, breath in, zip and button.

7.       Don’t get me started on the intricate details of our plumbing systems…..

So Dear man think twice before you bother another woman, life is tough already J