Where tennis balls come together

I got a call at 4pm advising me to get my game face on

At 6pm, I was at the local sports club playing Tennis with a friend. I called him a few minutes ago to ask whether I could include his real name in this post and he violently refused for reasons that will become apparent in a few more sentences.

We played for an hour before it got dark and we had to pay for the lights, can you imagine, we had to pay for lights. Anyway after paying for the lights there was no way we could leave any of our paid for light unutilised and so we had to play for another hour. Tired or not.

What about this tennis match would make a great read? The part where my back hand could be improved or the part where my opponent hits his male reproductive organs with the tennis racket. Tough decision…

So yes you read right, my opponent hit his male reproductive organs with the tennis racket. What happened was he developed this very awkward way of serving just to make me laugh thereby disrupting my concentration. Nasty and ruthless tactics, that’s probably why this unfortunate incident occurred, subtle retribution. Let me try the best I can to describe the serve. I was similar to Jacob Zuma dancing the “Muchina Wami”dance with a racket in one hand and a tennis ball in the other. If you have never seen the South African President dancing click here or here

I just remembered a Jacob Zuma joke I once read...it goes... 

Dear Aunt Dolly I am a 60 year old man with 20 children and 6 wives, recently I had a child with my friends daugther, Should I marry her?? 

From Anonymous

Response: Jacob Zuma, I know its you.

Back to the incident, I was laughing at the serve so hard I had to turn away, I was truly too hilarious. When I turned back less than 1 minute and 5 seconds later, my opponent was on the ground groaning in pain.

“Get up and serve”

“ I cant, I hit my balls with the racket”

Lots of laughter, lots and lots of laughter from me and our umpire (who had been giving away points to the highest bidder, corruption on the court)

All of a sudden…suddenly… I became a comedian, they were just rolling out

“get up and hit the ball, the right one this time”

“I have a great pay off line for a tennis racket manufacturer –it starts off with the unnecessary groans that tennis players make while they play and then a husky male voice x says, “feel the thrill when racket meets balls”

Another pay off line “it will hit any ball just as hard as the next’’

He refused to repeat the incident for my amusement, which doesn’t make sense seeing as though I had asked ever so nicely.

We played one more game after the incident, I won’t reveal who lost

If he lost we will blame it on the injury

If I lost we will conclude that it was a sympathy defeat just to make him feel better about himself.