Man on the moon

I am looking up at the moon and wondering about you, I wonder if you are looking down and wondering about me too…

I have so many questions to ask you Man on the moon

How is it up there?

Do you have males and females too, but why is it that they always talk about the man on the moon and never the woman on the moon. If you do have two genders do they struggle to get along like we do?

Are you born young to die old? Or are you born old to die young like in the movie, the curious case of Benjamin Button?

Do you have trees, grass and flowers? Or is it bare like in the movies I watch? In your movies, how do they portray our earth?

Here we have so many different languages, countries and religions, although if I had designed the world it would all be the same. Is your world like this, so many different view and differences to reconcile?

Are you humans or aliens? Do you refer to us as humans or aliens?

Do you have governments which rule over you? Do you get the opportunity to freely select these governments?? I hope for your sake these leaders are diligently working to improve the lives of you and your children.

What do you eat or do you eat each other? We eat food but in an abstract way, we spend most of our time eating each other.

How did you feel when Humans came to your planet? You must have been scared because they say you didn’t even come out to say “hie”.

I am sitting in the dark because of power cuts. Do you get those? Or do you get your electricity from a rock? We tried that with diesel but it didn’t work.

Oh Man on the moon, I hope you can read this language.

Let me sign off with a joke, we thrive on them here because sometimes life can be really tough and we just need to take time to laugh…

Questions and Answers in an exam

Q: In what state does the river Mississippi flow?

                A: liquid

Q: in which battle did Napoleon die?

                A: his last

Q: what is the main cause of failure?

                A: exams

Q: what is main cause of divorce?

                A: marriage

Q: Where was the Declaration of Rights signed?

                A: at the bottom of the page

I hope those made you laugh, Goodbye man on the moon…