Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus...
I think I have figured
out how men were catfished into marrying women, walk with me...
There were beings from
Mars and beings from Venus and somehow Nature had to find away to bring these
beings together because despite their 10 000 differences they needed each other
and Nature needed them to reproduce.
The (majority of the) beings
from Venus, the women, were created with that maternal ‘je ne sais quoi’, they
were born to be nurturers and hence thoughts of settling down and raising
children came naturally to most of them...
The men on the other
hand were not born with any paternal anything. Yes, they were protectors and
they were strong BUT ideas of settling down and raising a family were not in
their near or distant thoughts. They loved their independence and pretty much
wanted to be left to their own shenanigans, only seeking the company of women when
it pleased them.
Nature had to think of
something fast because these beings were created to complement one another in a
way that only worked if one man was with one woman for the long haul.
...and more
importantly Nature NEEDED them to reproduce.
So Nature made the men
enjoy order, good food and clean homes while at the same time be rather disorganised,
hate cooking and abhor cleaning. The women needed protection, security, love
and enjoyed being provided for, the man could do this for them. Surely, these
needs would bring them together, because the nurturer in the woman would not
mind organising the man’s life, cooking and cleaning after him. She would also enjoy
being protected, loved and provided for by the man. They would come to each
others rescue and reproduce.
After a little while
Nature realised that the plan was not working, the men had simply decided to
stay in their mothers homes and get all the organising, good food and ‘clean’
that they wanted and at the same time loving, protecting and providing for
whatever woman was present and interested at the time. The men and women were not
staying together and therfor not realising the benefit of how they complemeted
each other and they certainly were not reproducing.
Nature’s plan had not
worked. Emotions and rational thinking had failed to bring men and women
together...
Then Nature decided to
deliver the sucker punch. Give men raging hormones. Raging hormones that would
haunt them every morning and every night!!!!
The trick was; fair
enough mother can clean and cook for you and add some order to your life but
she can not cure your raging hormones!! The man was going to have go to Venus
and shop for a life partner. He would provide what she had been ‘waiting’ for
and he would get order, good food and a clean home with a somewhat home based
solution to the raging hormones. And they would REPRODUCE. It was a win for
man, woman and Nature.
Of course we do have
the curious case of man who decided to cure his raging hormones with anything
in a skirt with a pulse but thats a story for another day, they represent the
minority.
To be continued...


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