Dear Pfuko

Dear Pfuko

I would love to say that it’s me and not you but that would be a lie. Its YOU. I remember when I first met you, I was sceptical about giving you a shot and I really wish I had listened to my instinct and stuck to the stuff I know.

But I didn’t and I regret it greatly. When we started out you were so smooth, sweet and tasty. I was on my way to breaking up my toxic relationship with Coca Cola. You seemed like the solution to my problem. But Pfuko you have changed, you aren’t what you used to be. You have become bitter and full of bits of pieces that I can’t make out and I don’t know what to do. I can’t believe that I even introduced you to my friends and family, they too fell hook line and sinker.  I sold you for the charmer that you were and now I am left with a bitter taste in my mouth. Where did you go wrong? Did you get so overwhelmed by the love and attention that you decided you didn’t have to try hard anymore? 

I am a mess because of you Pfuko, you have me thinking of getting back together with Coca Cola, you have me looking at other brands of maheu and wanting to give them a try. Since I am being honest I might as well confess that just last week I cheated on you with Shumba, yes I did Pfuko and I don’t regret it. Its all your fault because you changed, you got too relaxed in our relationship and started taking me for granted.

Fix it, fix it before you lose me forever…