Obituary - Samsung S3

Samsung S3, aged 2, died on Tuesday the fourth of August 2015 at 9.30am. Although no post mortem was carried out to positively ascertain the cause of death, close family and friends suspect that Samsung S3 had contracted a virus that slowly killed his operating system. Other sources close Samsung are of the opinion that Samsung’s adventurous lifestyle lead to a number of deadly falls that could have also caused his demise, months before his death he had acquired a terrible scar that ran across his screen.

Samsung S3 was bought in 2013 on the 12^th of October. He was bought by his proprietor October Madness as a birthday gift to herself. He came in and healed wounds that were caused Nokia Lumia 510 (who could never do what he was asked to). Samsung S3 was a great contributor to communication in the life of October Madness, working tireless to ensure that she was available on voice, sms and social media platforms. Samsung S3 was very instrumental capturing memories for October Madness, his 306 pixel camera captured 2 years’ worth of memories that he didn’t back up before his sudden death. These memories have had to die along with Samsung S3. Also contained in his 32gb memory was October Madness’s favourite playlist which she will sadly have to start rebuilding. More sadly for those that remain is the loss of hundreds of numbers, leaving October Madness having to ask callers who they are much to their annoyance.

Service will be held at Nhaka Parade where Samsung S3 will be “flashed” before proceeding to Ximex mall where he is to be sold.

Contributions in memory of Samsung S3 will be made directly to October Madness who will forward all money collected towards the purchase of a new smart phone.

When smart phones go dumb it’s those who remain that suffer…