Why you shouldn't wear torn underwear

Some of the inspiration behind these blog posts comes when I am not even looking for it. It will just show up while I am going about the business of life.

So there I was in a supermarket queue, admiring a lady in a very lovely jacket (please note that I was not coveting her jacket, I was simply admiring it). Her hair and make-up were done very well, she was looking very nice indeed. Well so it seemed.  All was well until said lady dropped a coin and bent down to pick it up allowing her low cut jeans to reveal her torn underwear *insert disappointed emoticon*.

Needless to say at that moment she lost my vote and suddenly she didn’t look so good. As far as I am concerned “what does it profit a man to look good on the outside while wearing torn underwear on the inside?”

Be very cautious with these such people, those who are willing to disregard the articles of clothing that the assume no one will ever see and focus only that which the outside world can see. How do we know the extent to which they will go to please the eyes of all watching neglecting critical behind the scenes issues? Are these not the same people who are capable of living lavish lives while drowning in debt?

Doesn’t beauty come from within? From the heart to the skin to the underwear to the outer garments?

Maybe I am overthinking this, maybe it tore as she bent down, maybe it’s her favourite pair and she can’t let it go

Before I leave let me share with you the three scenarios that have helped me maintain some level of discipline in the underwear department:

1.       Fainting in public while wearing a skirt or dress… and torn underwear…

2.       Dying and people have to pack my belongings … including my torn underwear...

And recently added

3.       Dropping something in a supermarket, while wearing low cut jeans and picking it up … revealing my torn underwear …

All these scenarios offer no chance to explain, none at all.  Don’t say I didn’t warn you.